Lexophilia: the love of words
from Grif.Net

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Top 10 Word Plays

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

If you throw a cat out the car window does it become kitty litter?

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into
it

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Have a great weekend!

 

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